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A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 56 years old and I have certain needs which you ar eno longer able to satisy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 56 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

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A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 56 years old and I have certain needs which you ar eno longer able to satisy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 56 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Your Wife
Are they 54, or 56? C'mon, Undertaker. That totally ruined the joke for me.
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-11-2006, 11:14 PM
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Are they 54, or 56? C'mon, Undertaker. That totally ruined the joke for me.
She needs to get her fax straight.
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-11-2006, 11:18 PM
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either or, its still damn funny

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i've heard it before but its still funny

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-12-2006, 06:30 AM Thread Starter
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Are they 54, or 56? C'mon, Undertaker. That totally ruined the joke for me.
I just copy & paste....

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either or, its still damn funny

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