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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 09:53 AM Thread Starter
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Long, but funny

This is a good one. Make sure to read the moral of the story AFTER you read the story....



My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car......

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 01:13 PM
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heard it with it being the future mother inlaw.

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hahaha....thats a good one!!!!!!

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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 11:25 PM
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heard it with it being the future mother inlaw.

thats the way I heard it also... Either way.. funny stuff!
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I heard that one a loooong time ago, but its still funny

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I heard that one a loooong time ago, abnd it's no longer funny

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-08-2006, 12:02 AM
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that shit is funny.
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-08-2006, 06:43 AM
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Surprised the repost police haven't attacked you!
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 09:53 AM
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repost, repost, repost......just messing with you

lol, most people won't post another joke on here unless they didnt know it was posted before, so the repost police are mainly the ones who NEVER tell jokes.
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repost, repost, repost......just messing with you

lol, most people won't post another joke on here unless they didnt know it was posted before, so the repost police are mainly the ones who NEVER tell jokes.
THANK YOU!!!! I hate that repost shit...it is relly annoying...I shold probably start posting every joke I have once a week and see how many "repost" comments I get.... he he!!

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 11:48 AM
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Hmmm, did you ever stop to think:

Every time someone says "repost" that post is a ............"repost"



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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 12:20 PM
 
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i liked it the first 4 times i read it on here. But still a good joke.
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 05:14 PM
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I thought it was pretty funny , sounds like something I would have done . Too bad my wife is the only girl .
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-11-2006, 06:30 AM
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I thought it was pretty funny , sounds like something I would have done . Too bad my wife is the only girl .

You're not telling us your Brother in law has made advances to you huh?

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