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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 08:26 AM
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OSAMA & THE GENIE

OSAMA & THE GENIE

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osaman Bin Laden found a beautiful ornate Bottle and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 08:38 AM
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-09-2006, 04:46 PM
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hell ya! let that fu**er rot!lololol
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-09-2006, 11:02 PM
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not shabby

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 09:22 PM
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What the fuck would anybody, let alone that douchebag, want with "three American women" in his bed? The genie's not too far-fetched, but that sure as hell is.


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