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Picture on the Nightstand

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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

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And you accuse me of coming up with weird stuff!!!
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And you accuse me of coming up with weird stuff!!!
I didn't come up with it, I just posted it.
 
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Smells like a repost. but lolzorz anyways


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El Reposto...LOL

BTW Stangchick...you're post count won't get any higher in this forum!
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El Reposto...LOL

BTW Stangchick...you're post count won't get any higher in this forum!
Repost on the repost. I don't give a shit about post count.
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I don't give a shit about post count.

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thats some funny shit. Made everyone in the office lol

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so did the guy jump out of your bed, or did he say fuck it?

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so did the guy jump out of your bed, or did he say fuck it?
Ouch!
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so did the guy jump out of your bed, or did he say fuck it?
You didn't seem to be upset about it
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WOW i would of puked/ killed her/ and denied it all.
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You didn't seem to be upset about it
well, i should have known something was up when you said you had to shave before we got busy, and then when i saw you reflection through the bathroom mirror, you had shaving cream on your face too. BTW, the Doc did pretty good work, but you may want to think about waxing the hair on your ass. oh, i think the C cup looks frine, you do not need any more.

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well, i should have known something was up when you said you had to shave before we got busy, and then when i saw you reflection through the bathroom mirror, you had shaving cream on your face too. BTW, the Doc did pretty good work, but you may want to think about waxing the hair on your ass. oh, i think the C cup looks frine, you do not need any more.
Yeah, your wife commented on the ass hair thing. I may look into that this weekend.

































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LMAO that is halarious
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Lol-guess so.
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