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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 07:22 AM
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Women are B!tches

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 09:46 AM
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so, when did you get in the wreck?
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that wouldn't really hold up cause we all know that women are at fault 99.9% of the time!

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then the man kills the woman, and stuffs her in the car all crushed, and pours the wine all over the inside of her car and body. the cops come, smell the wine on her mangeled body and car, and dont bother testing the guy for alcohol.





man wins. bitch dies
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then the man kills the woman, and stuffs her in the car all crushed, and pours the wine all over the inside of her car and body. the cops come, smell the wine on her mangeled body and car, and dont bother testing the guy for alcohol.
man wins. bitch dies
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so, when did you get in the wreck?
Right after you flipped me off.
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that wouldn't really hold up cause we all know that women are at fault 99.9% of the time!
X10 too true!!!!!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 09:38 AM
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so, when did you get in the wreck?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a WHOLE new repesct for you COLEY!!!
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