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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 07:20 AM
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A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."

"Ok," the little girl says. "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions, and really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card-it has everything on it." Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "And why's that?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 09:35 AM
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Thats funny!
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Dang! Now thats funny!
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That is funny ............
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I think I know her...
Oohh oohh, I know, I know!
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Heh. I fuggin married her...
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Heh. I fuggin married her...
LOL, I thought that was the old lady next door to you Fox466!
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good one

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