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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 12:33 PM Thread Starter
 
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got a great joke for yall...

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 12:37 PM
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 02:07 PM
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Its Better With Bill Clinton, Hillery, And Osma. Makes Me Smile
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Its Better With Bill Clinton, Hillery, And Osma. Makes Me Smile
Quit living in the 90's ass!
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 09:43 AM
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Very Funny Shit Right There!
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 07:21 PM
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Its Better With Bill Clinton, Hillery, And Osma. Makes Me Smile
How about H. Clinton , J. Kerry and T. Kennedy instead !!!
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-03-2006, 09:33 PM
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 08:15 AM
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