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Application For A Night Out With The Boys- Girls Need This!

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS




Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: __________________________



I request my permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date: ________ Time of departure: ________ Time of return NOT to exceed: ________



Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.



Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer _______ Wine _______ Liquor _______ Total _______



Locations to be visited: __________________________________________________ ______________



Females with whom conversation is permitted: ______________________________________________



IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripped or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.



I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates and flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.



I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed – Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: _______________________



Request is: APPROVED ___ DENIDED ___



This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.





Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date: __________ Time of departure: __________ Time of return: __________

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: _____________________________________


** This might need to go into use at our house. **

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I need to print that out.

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you need your ass spanked, both of you
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dam ain't that the truth!!! I haven't done anything with my three best buds since they got married two years ago!!! they ask me to come over to their house, but their wives tend to listen or bitch about our conversation.....

HELP!! I’m losing friends fast!!! to the dreaded marriage.. I’ll have to get married so my friends can do stuff with me because their wives don’t trust single men unless you have a ring on your finger… girlfriends don’t count either………..

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-30-2006, 02:37 PM Thread Starter
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you need your ass spanked, both of you
Try and spank mine........... please do it. I will be here at home waiting!

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dam ain't that the truth!!! I haven't done anything with my three best buds since they got married two years ago!!! they ask me to come over to their house, but their wives tend to listen or bitch about our conversation.....

HELP!! I’m losing friends fast!!! to the dreaded marriage.. I’ll have to get married so my friends can do stuff with me because their wives don’t trust single men unless you have a ring on your finger… girlfriends don’t count either………..
Lol, that sucks! Can't you buy an online bride now?

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only a woman with low self esteem needs that

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-30-2006, 04:25 PM Thread Starter
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only a woman with low self esteem needs that
Right up your alley then........ use it on your boyfriend.

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Lol, that sucks! Can't you buy an online bride now?

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i need to buy new friends....

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Right up your alley then........ use it on your boyfriend.
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and wife does not bug me about where i go, nor do i bug her.

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<~~~~~~~~~not a bitch

and wife does not bug me about where i go, nor do i bug her.
I was just JOKING

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