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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-29-2006, 06:11 PM Thread Starter
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The Pig I Screw

Guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His girlfriend stops reading as he says "honey this is the pig I screw when you have a headache."

His girlfriend looks disgusted and says "I think if you look again you will notice that is a sheep, you idiot"

And the guy replies "I think if you look again you will notice that I am not talking to you”

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-29-2006, 11:58 PM
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Guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His girlfriend stops reading as he says "honey this is the pig I screw when you have a headache."

His girlfriend looks disgusted and says "I think if you look again you will notice that is a sheep, you idiot"

And the guy replies "I think if you look again you will notice that I am not talking to you”
LMAO!!!!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-30-2006, 10:30 AM
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awesome

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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d

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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 10:21 AM
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Zing!!!

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 01:26 PM
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Man that's the funniest shit I've read in a while...

Be cool, bitch! Tell that bitch to be cool.

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2006, 07:20 PM
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i retold this at work today and it got a big laugh. i even acted it out!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 11:52 AM
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love that joke
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 11:55 AM
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haha, very nice.

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