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Little Jonny again

A teacher asks, "If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away when they hear the gun."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

Johnny replies,"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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A teacher asks, "If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away when they hear the gun."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

Johnny replies,"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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thats great

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LMAO... thats a good one
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Lmao...
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lol, good one

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thats fucking funny

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should have had one that was just ignoring the ice cream complety and letting it get soft.

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should have had one that was just ignoring the ice cream complety and letting it get soft.

Them are the words of a married man right there...
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A teacher asks, "If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away when they hear the gun."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

Johnny replies,"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
lmmfao
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should have had one that was just ignoring the ice cream complety and letting it get soft.

LMFAO!
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