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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-25-2006, 07:14 AM Thread Starter
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MY WIFE LEFT ME

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back





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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-25-2006, 11:50 AM
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that was pff... lmao
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 06:26 PM
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LOL Thats Funny!!!
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your lucky, my wife still around
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lol good one

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