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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-25-2006, 07:12 AM Thread Starter
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>>Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and anAmerican Engineer
>>are working together one day. They come across a lantern andA Genie pops
>>out? of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which isthree Wishes
>>total," says the? Genie.
>>
>>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
>>willalso farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "Pooooof!
>>Withthe blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
>>Fertile forfarming.
>>
>>Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>>Afghanistan,Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can Come
>>into our
>>precious? state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's Eye,there
>>was a huge wall? around those countries.
>>
>>The American engineer says, "I am verycurious. Please tell me more about
>>this wall. " The Genie explains,"Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 Feet
>>thick? and completely surroundsthe countries. Nothing can get in or Out --
>>it's? virtuallyimpenetrable."
>>
>>The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."





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