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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 02:34 PM Thread Starter
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How Do I Look???

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys
her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she
just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking
him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper,
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks.

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 02:58 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 03:34 PM
 
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Ohh man, that is just wrong, But funny as hell

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-22-2002, 09:48 AM
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-22-2002, 10:55 AM
 
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LOL! ....If that was true, toilet paper would be outlawed!
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 04:17 PM
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That's funny!
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I saw it coming a mile away, but sill funny!
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 05:42 PM
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