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A cardiologist died....

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral;

I'm a gynecologist."

And that's when the proctologist fainted.

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-23-2006, 02:32 PM
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thats funny

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That's pretty good.
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All of your death jokes...sheesh. Funny though.

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-23-2006, 02:38 PM Thread Starter
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All of your death jokes...sheesh. Funny though.
Hey.... I am bored to death here.

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I bet death is boring you.
sometimes.

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All of your death jokes...sheesh. Funny though.
well he his the undertaker lol

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lol, heard all the joke 'cept the procto part.. good addition.
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well he his the undertaker lol
SHE is the undertaker.

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