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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-20-2006, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby; so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.


There was much yelling and bickering about how much theadditional children were costing the church.



Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up, and in her frail voice said Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."



And the congregation said, "Amen"

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-20-2006, 09:57 AM
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this joke sucks.........BAN THIS BITCH!!!

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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-20-2006, 09:58 AM Thread Starter
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this joke sucks.........BAN THIS BITCH!!!

Go to hell

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this joke sucks.........BAN THIS BITCH!!!
X2!!! ...(except for the ban/bitch part)
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X2!!! ...(except for the ban/bitch part)

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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-20-2006, 02:07 PM
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i've heard that somewhere before, pretty funny imo





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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-21-2006, 06:42 AM
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cute

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 07:30 PM
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I thought it was kinda funny
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 08:29 PM
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heh heh
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 04:15 AM
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i liked it, even though i've heard it before.

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 12:08 PM
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this joke sucks.........BAN THIS BITCH!!!
And your avatar is a guy with his head up his ass.

Is that referring to you, or someone else?



I vote to ban ALL people have have their heads in their asses!!
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And your avatar is a guy with his head up his ass.

Is that referring to you, or someone else?



I vote to ban ALL people have have their heads in their asses!!
newbies have no say in anything.

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-22-2006, 01:21 AM
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it made me chuckle, but that is all

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