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The "F" Word

(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is F#@K Acceptable?


There have been only thirteen times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

13. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



12. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945




11. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877




10. "Any @# $%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938





9. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926






8. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC






7. "You want WHAT on the
@#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566






6. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937






5. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC






4. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

Bill Clinton, 1998




3. "What do you mean there is no

@%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"

-- Martha Stewart, 2005





2 "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
and a drum roll please............!





1. "How did he get in my
@%#*^ing way."

-- Vice President, Dick Cheney, 2006
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"F___"
the universal adjective

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"F___"
the universal adjective
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(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is F#@K Acceptable?


There have been only thirteen times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:



11. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877




Hmm - you know, I don't really find the humor in your joke (I use that term very lightly.). But hey, maybe that's just me. Also, I just want to point out that Custer died in 1876 - at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

It was a pretty epic battle. Way to ruin the whole joke guy (not that it would have made me laugh regardless). Thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you can shoot me with your Crossbow - then a year later, we can talk things out.


P.S. Maybe we can transition you into something more befitting a person of your stature. Boy, I sure could use a Mocha-Frapp' right about now! And, I think you're just the chap to get 'er done!

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Hmm - you know, I don't really find the humor in your joke (I use that term very lightly.). But hey, maybe that's just me. Also, I just want to point out that Custer died in 1876 - at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

It was a pretty epic battle. Way to ruin the whole joke guy (not that it would have made me laugh regardless). Thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you can shoot me with your Crossbow - then a year later, we can talk things out.


P.S. Maybe we can transition you into something more befitting a person of your stature. Boy, I sure could use a Mocha-Frapp' right about now! And, I think you're just the chap to get 'er done!
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Hmm - you know, I don't really find the humor in your joke (I use that term very lightly.). But hey, maybe that's just me. Also, I just want to point out that Custer died in 1876 - at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

It was a pretty epic battle. Way to ruin the whole joke guy (not that it would have made me laugh regardless). Thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you can shoot me with your Crossbow - then a year later, we can talk things out.


P.S. Maybe we can transition you into something more befitting a person of your stature. Boy, I sure could use a Mocha-Frapp' right about now! And, I think you're just the chap to get 'er done!

uhh.... lol?
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Hmm - you know, I don't really find the humor in your joke (I use that term very lightly.). But hey, maybe that's just me. Also, I just want to point out that Custer died in 1876 - at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

It was a pretty epic battle. Way to ruin the whole joke guy (not that it would have made me laugh regardless). Thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you can shoot me with your Crossbow - then a year later, we can talk things out.


P.S. Maybe we can transition you into something more befitting a person of your stature. Boy, I sure could use a Mocha-Frapp' right about now! And, I think you're just the chap to get 'er done!
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Hmm - you know, I don't really find the humor in your joke (I use that term very lightly.). But hey, maybe that's just me. Also, I just want to point out that Custer died in 1876 - at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

It was a pretty epic battle. Way to ruin the whole joke guy (not that it would have made me laugh regardless). Thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you can shoot me with your Crossbow - then a year later, we can talk things out.


P.S. Maybe we can transition you into something more befitting a person of your stature. Boy, I sure could use a Mocha-Frapp' right about now! And, I think you're just the chap to get 'er done!
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