So the blonde is driving down the road, goin a bit fast. The RCMP (Canada's National Police Force) decides to go after her and pulls her over.
When the RCMP finally get her stopped, he walks up to the car. The woman immediately jumps in, and asks the RCMP Constable " Your not going to try to sell me tickets to one of those RCMP balls are you?"
The Constable kindly remarks back " The RCMP dont have balls" The woman starts snickering....the Constable realizes what he said turns around and goes back to his car without giving the woman a ticket.