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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2006, 02:36 PM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny is going door to door selling peaches for a school trip. He comes up to a really nice house and knocks on the door. A beautiful woman opens the door wearing only a bath robe. He explains to the lady that he is selling peaches for class trip and would she like to buy some. The lady takes lil Johnny's hand and puts it on one of her breasts and asks him if they are as nice and firm as her breast? He replies"Yes maam." Then, she takes his hand and puts it on her beaver and asks if the peaches are as nice and fuzzy as her beav. He replies"Yes maam". Then she tells lil Johnny to come inside because she heard someone coming. He steps inside and she closes the door, then drops her robe. She stands ther naked and asks Johnny, "What is the nicest part of my body?" Johnny thinks for a minute, then replies " I would have to say the nicest part of your body is your ears. She is some what stunned at his answer and asks him "why did you pick my ears?"Little Johnny looks at her and says, "Because when you said you heard someone coming, that was me.
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