A cowboy from wyoming goes to the docter to see what's the matter with him.
The doc says"I'm not going to beat around the bush you have AIDS!"
The Cowboys replies "Well is there anything to do about it doc?"
The good docter thinks for awhile then finally tell the cowboy to drink a gallon of castor oil, eat 3 jars of jalepeno's, and drink 2 liters of tobassco sauce.
"Will this cure me?" asks the cowboy.
"No, but it will give you a better idea of what your ass is for." Replied the docter.