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What are they thinking?(riddle)

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through!

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers; the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking??????

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I guess I didn't get it cause I looked down.

I've never walked a tight rope
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I guess I didn't get it cause I looked down.

I've never walked a tight rope

what the hell am i talking about?


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and why did you dig this up
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