Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast
at the White
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight
grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How
rude! You're starting
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office
a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."