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Bush/Cheney

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast
at the White
House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight
grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How
rude! You're starting
to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office
for
a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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