He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a very deep husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
(1) The bartender is blonde.
(2) The bouncer is blonde.
(3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs. blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a weightlifter; and
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.