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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2002, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
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This old blind dude enters a Lesbian Bar

by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a very deep husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something:

(1) The bartender is blonde.
(2) The bouncer is blonde.
(3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs. blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a weightlifter; and
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.




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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-22-2002, 10:00 PM Thread Starter
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So that gets two hehes, one hahaha, a chuckle and a lol. Along with three s.

Not bad...

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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 10:48 AM
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