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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-20-2002, 04:25 PM Thread Starter
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Damn Layoff Jokes..

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 07:12 AM
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pretty good one
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maybe she help him out.

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theres supposed to be more, but i for got what it was
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hahahah......thats pretty damn funny....
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-24-2002, 09:06 AM
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Re: Damn Layoff Jokes..

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An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Im glad he decided to let her keep her job.
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Re: Re: Damn Layoff Jokes..

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Im glad he decided to let her keep her job.
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