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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-09-2006, 12:11 AM Thread Starter
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another little johnny joke

Teacher asks Johnny
"Johnny why is your cat with you at school today?"

Johnny replies(crying).....\
"because i heard the milkman tell mom...When your kids go to school, im gonna eat your pussy..."
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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-09-2006, 12:15 AM
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post #3 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-09-2006, 09:29 AM
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holy shit That was fuckin funny! I'm still laughing.
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post #5 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-10-2006, 09:20 AM
 
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LOL!
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Damn that was a good one .
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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-10-2006, 10:42 AM
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Thats funny, never heard that one before.
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post #8 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-10-2006, 12:10 PM
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lmao...

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post #9 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-10-2006, 09:04 PM
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post #10 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-11-2006, 12:20 AM
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lol good find

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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-11-2006, 02:18 PM
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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-13-2006, 07:29 PM
 
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that was sweet
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post #14 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-15-2006, 10:58 AM
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post #15 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-18-2006, 07:04 PM
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post #16 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-21-2006, 04:54 PM
 
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damn... milkman's gettin a bit forward eh ^.-
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post #17 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-22-2006, 10:45 AM
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I hate that damn milkman, swear he has ruined so many damn relationships

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post #19 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-24-2006, 03:03 PM
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