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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-07-2006, 06:13 PM Thread Starter
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Brokeback Mountain Joke

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in

hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for!!"





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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 08:28 PM
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Damn,119 views-1 comment. Must be a bunch of pc ppl on here or somethin.

Ohh well.





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Damn gay cowboys .........

I personally blame this on that song "Save a horse , ride a cowboy"
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