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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-20-2002, 03:15 PM Thread Starter
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 05:21 AM
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LMFAO !!!!

that was some funny shit
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 07:03 AM
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 07:21 AM
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 05:00 PM
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Heard that one before, but still funny as hell!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 05:41 PM
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Heard that one before, but still funny as hell!
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 10:49 PM
 
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LMAO! I would have fainted too!
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