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pharmacist, This one is pretty damn funny

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me
for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is
going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from
me too.."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is
leaving he turns back and says :"After all, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she
is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on
his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is
still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his
head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I
didn't know you were so religious!!!"


The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

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In real life he wouldn't have had time to pray!!! funny as hell though!

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lol busted! I wonder how a person would get out of that one
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That one was funny
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a9593stang
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me
for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is
going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from
me too.."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is
leaving he turns back and says :"After all, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she
is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on
his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is
still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his
head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I
didn't know you were so religious!!!"


The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
thats great

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lmao, damn i hate that....

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