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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-06-2006, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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Two Blondes with Hammers....


Two blondes with hammers, Becky and Sally Ann, were doing some carpentry
work on a house.

Becky, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it

Sally Ann, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you
throwing those nails away?"

Becky explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Sally Ann got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-06-2006, 03:02 PM
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That's a new twist on an old joke.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-06-2006, 07:15 PM
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Just like the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory. She was assigned to proofread the candy as they came out of the machine and she kept throwing out the ones marked with a "W".

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Damn blondes ........ oh fuck , I have blonde hair . Damn it .
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