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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use
"code" to indicate that they
wanted to have sex without letting their children in
on it. They decided on
the word Typewriter.


One day the husband told his five year old
daughter, "Go tell your mom that
daddy needs to type a letter".


The child told her mother what her dad said, and
her mom responded,"Tell
your daddy that he can't type a letter right now
cause there is a red
ribbon in the typewriter."


The child went back to tell her father what mommy
said.


A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell
daddy that he can type
that letter now."


The child told her father, returned to her mother
and announced, "Daddy
said never mind with the typewriter, he already
wrote the letter by hand."

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 10:32 AM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 10:39 AM
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lol, thats good!!!

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That Got Me Laughing Pretty Good.
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I think I laughed for at least 2 minutes
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some funny sh^t
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-06-2006, 11:51 PM
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lol

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hahahahahahahahahahaha....thats hilarious.
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-13-2006, 12:37 PM
 
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Repost only it was Washing Machine.......punch line never mind I did that load by hand.
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-13-2006, 02:19 PM
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lol. nice.

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