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another one

A man goes to church to pray for his gambling addiction to be cured. God answers his prayers, but says he must gamble one more time, and whatever he wins, he must give half to the church.

The man agrees, and heads to the nearest casino.

He sits down at a blackjack table.

He gets a 2 and 5. He has 7

"What should i do God" he asks
"Take a hit" God replies.

The man takes a hit, he gets a 5, he has 12.

"What should i do God" he asks
"Take a hit" God replies.

He takes another it, he gets a 4. He has 16

"What should i do God" he asks
"Take a hit" God replies.

He takes another hit, a 3. He has 19

"What should i do God" he asks
"Take a hit" God replies.

The man takes a hit, he gets an Ace! 20!

"What should i do God" he asks
"Take a hit" God replies.

The man takes a hit, ANOTHER ACE! He has 21!

At this point Gods screaming 'UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE"
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