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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 06:25 PM Thread Starter
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Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married!


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3
cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.! Whew! Got away with that
one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh.
[email protected]#.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 06:30 PM
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LOL , damn cuckoo clocks .
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 07:35 PM
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holy crap that was funny
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