Don't bring up divorce in the car - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 09:15 PM Thread Starter
Raiden Wins
 
def1eppard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Earthrealm
Posts: 4,045
Don't bring up divorce in the car

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
def1eppard is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 09:17 PM
v2004 rebooted.
 
talisman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 30,955
Thumbs up

Nice.
talisman is offline  
post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 11:33 AM
who cares
 
sassystang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: dfwmotorsports.net
Posts: 13,716
Awesome!!
sassystang is offline  
 
post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 04:35 PM
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,577
YES!

take that bitch...!
dankstang is offline  
post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: garland tx.
Posts: 419
I Think The Joke Title Should Be " Bring Up Divorce In The Car"... That Was Sweet.
ttrx769 is offline  
post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 01:09 AM
Formerly 5.0Vert
 
Tangstang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,823
Good one

Tangstang is offline  
post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 08:48 AM
Dead Stop Bobby :D
 
Bobby C 01TA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Richardson, always the underdog!
Posts: 4,192
hahaha good one for sure..i'm gonna share that one with some friends..maybe even my fiance
Bobby C 01TA is offline  
post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2006, 12:03 AM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 743
ha funny shit. looks like he'll be getting everything and the life insurance policy...
supercharged99GT is offline  
post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2006, 06:07 PM
PAN
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Under a rock
Posts: 20,154
That rocks.
Fox466 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome