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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 07:42 PM Thread Starter
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Tight Skirt

TIGHT SKIRT


In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her
turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her
leg to come up to the height of the first step off the bus.


Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover
that she couldn't.


So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.


With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large
Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the step of the bus.


She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
dare you touch My body! I don't even know who you are!"


The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."





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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 08:39 PM
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holy crap that was funny
 
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