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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 04:44 PM Thread Starter
 
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Dads New Z06

Mark brought home a new 2006 Z06 Vette and his 15 year old kid
asked him can he take the car to the store. Dad said son you
have to be a man to drive this car. The kid said I am a young man.
Dad said well can you touch your asshole with your dick? The kid
said well..no. Dad said i'll drive you to the store. The kid buys a
bag of chips and a scratch off ticket. The kid checked the ticket
and had a 100,000.00 winner. The dad said: son i'll have to put
that money in my account and invest it for you. The kid said well
can you touch your asshole with your dick? The dad said why yes
I can. The kid said: WELL GOOD GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 04:48 PM
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the grandpa in the boat was a better version.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 05:30 PM
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That's still pretty good though.

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 08:11 PM
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Different version from what I heard but still pretty good
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 08:17 PM
 
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the lesbian and the nun was a better version
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 02:49 AM
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No...I think the one w/ the midget, the donkey and the Pope is the better version.

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 08:38 AM
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I like the one with "my boot"
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 09:56 AM
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Nice!

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 10:26 AM
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hilarious. if i ever told my dad to go fuck himself, id be knocked out
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