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Einstein's Lesser-Known Theory

Next month will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This has become known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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wow. i think i just shit myself.

god bless.

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damn that einstein was a smart man, minus the marrying of cousin

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wow. i think i just shit myself.

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Next month will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This has become known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

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