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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-23-2006, 08:01 PM Thread Starter
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men are like.

Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ....... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-23-2006, 09:05 PM
 
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Lmao. I'm loving it!!
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LMAO, poor KJ

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lol pretty funny!!


when did the kitchen get internet access? j/k
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lol pretty funny!!


when did the kitchen get internet access? j/k
lol
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lol pretty funny!!


when did the kitchen get internet access? j/k
LOL
that was good
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LMAO, poor KJ

heh heh
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-24-2006, 03:46 PM
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Hahaha those are good. I don't know why but "Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature." really made me laugh. I think it's cause I actually read it with the sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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