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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-16-2006, 08:14 PM Thread Starter
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The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-16-2006, 08:29 PM
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Umm.

Yeah, that's a repost.

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Umm.

Yeah, that's a repost.

A good one though!
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A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and
have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been
visited..............

Never wrap it up, never pull out. Just grind up the morning after pill in her scrambled eggs at sunrise, she'll appreciate that you made her breakfast.
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Umm.

Yeah, that's a repost.
i am thinking there there is not a joke on the interweb that has not been posted here

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Umm.

Yeah, that's a repost.
damn.

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-17-2006, 08:25 AM
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A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and
have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been
visited..............
I don't know if I would have made it to the second floor
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Hell this is actually true.
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repost but still funny

why are divorces so expensive,,, because they are worth it, words to remeber by Willie NelsoN


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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-27-2006, 12:19 AM
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A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and
have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been
visited..............

lol so true

im kind of a big deal
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