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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2006, 09:52 AM Thread Starter
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Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"




Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2006, 09:54 AM
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Those arent bad I like the second one better.

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-17-2006, 12:29 PM
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lol the second one is great

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