Tonto Knows Best!!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell
"You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent