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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2006, 10:16 AM Thread Starter
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone
at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2006, 12:55 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-10-2006, 11:43 AM
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got a chuckle.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-14-2006, 02:50 PM
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Ha :d

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