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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-19-2002, 06:40 AM Thread Starter
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture. He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style...it makes your nose look too short.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-19-2002, 07:23 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-19-2002, 10:09 AM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2002, 01:38 PM
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