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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-08-2006, 07:14 PM Thread Starter
 
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One for the guys...

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there, "indicating the sender. She
regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.
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I'll bet he could even bench the greater of 140 pounds and 68% of his body weight...


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I'll bet he could even bench the greater of 140 pounds and 68% of his body weight...
another gay ass comment from camino...version 3242394234234
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another gay ass comment from camino...version 3242394234234
Another gay ass comment about my less gay ass than gay ass comment, version infinity + 1.


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Another gay ass comment about my less gay ass than gay ass comment, version infinity + 1.
hmm...do i even need to respond..?
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hmm...do i even need to respond..?
I've yet to see a need for you to respond each time that you have responded, but that hasn't stopped you yet. You're not out of gay ass comments already, are you?


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post #18 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-14-2006, 08:47 AM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! FTB!!!!!!

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i liked that

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