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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2006, 04:21 PM Thread Starter
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Case Of The Pregnant Lady

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming'
and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT,
your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just
lost it." "CASE DISMISSED!!" Now keep that smile on your face and
pass it on to someone else!!
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-10-2006, 11:47 AM
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That was pretty damn good

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-12-2006, 06:34 PM
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