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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-2006, 11:02 AM Thread Starter
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This ones for UNDERTAKER!!!

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband
to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit
that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank
check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin
and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how
much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing
happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one
wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and
asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in
a black suit. She said that was fine with her.

So... I switched the
heads."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-2006, 01:03 PM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-2006, 01:14 PM
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lol

FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-04-2006, 09:29 AM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-04-2006, 09:31 AM
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He really used his head on that one.
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