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Unions

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde. I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 72-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 47 years seniority and she's
next."
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