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Underwear is important.......true story.....no joke

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...


From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.



The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.



Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.



On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-01-2006, 12:20 PM
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Lmao!!!!

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Haha nice..

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LOL! Nice.
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Thats some funny shit ! I would loved to have seen the look on HER face when she saw her husband, and the reality set in.
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LOL... bet she turned red.
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hahahhahaha
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Oh Shit, LMAO
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That is funny as hell!!

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thats some funnyshit. did she smile like a donut after that ?
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post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-01-2006, 12:54 PM
 
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Now that's funny!
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lol nice

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reminds me o a time i was at a friends house working on my car, and him and his girls went inside for a bit. when they came out, she sat down on a stool next to me while i was under the car and i a had perfect veiw of recently work out coochy.

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wow i guess she can't recognize her man's package.

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reminds me o a time i was at a friends house working on my car, and him and his girls went inside for a bit. when they came out, she sat down on a stool next to me while i was under the car and i a had perfect veiw of recently work out coochy.
Right on!! LOLOL!!

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