Bad Jewish joke
So a Jewish guy and a Checoslovakian (sp?) go to the zoo together.
They get to the lion exhibit, where a male and a female lion are on display.
The Check gets too close to the cage, and one of the lions grabs him and swallows him whole!
So the Jew finds one of the zookeepers and yells "Help! One of the lions ate my Check friend!"
So the zookeeper asks if it was the male or the female.
The Jew says he is certain it was the male.
The zookeeper then pulls out a big knife, kills the male lion, and cuts him open, only to find an empty stomach.
So then, he kills the female, cuts her open, and out pops the body of the Checoslovakian.
And the moral of this story is............Never trust a Jew when he says the Check's in the male.