We all have our priorities....
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As
he sits down,a man comes down and asks if anyone is
sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The
seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this
for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the
seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my
wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
bowl we haven't been to together since we got married
in 1987." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a
friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?". The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at