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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-10-2002, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: 3 ways

Subject: 3 ways

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on
death row. The warden gave them a choice of three
ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.
"Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me.
"Snap! he was dead.

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS
stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell
down laughing. The guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those
shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so
hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied,"You guys are so stupid.....
I'm wearing a condom."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-11-2002, 12:03 AM
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Thumbs up LMFAO

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-12-2002, 03:09 PM
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Taking advantage of my email I see
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-12-2002, 08:06 PM
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I bet he was wearing a rebel flag bandana.
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