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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 07:26 PM Thread Starter
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Smile The top 10 rejected Valentines cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that
I gave to your sister!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 08:20 PM
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LOL..sounds like you made those up yourself!
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 10:08 PM Thread Starter
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LOL..sounds like you made those up yourself!
Nope just got them in an email and figured I'd post them.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-06-2002, 02:27 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 08:28 AM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 11:00 PM
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Hey... I think I can use some of those...
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